STEVE PHILLIPS

COMMENTS:

When I say Book, you say...WORMMM, BOOK..... WORMMMMM. 1 of the most popular nicknames at the club due to his love for books and kindles, Bookworm joined at the start of the 2011 season after being part of the Bradley Pryce fan club. A Keane as mustard sports fan, Bookworm has represented his country at both karate and table tennis. Bookworm also runs a Sunday 6aside (he's probably asked you for a game already mind) FC Falcons. After guiding them to titles in the Cardiff league he decided to have a crack at the proper 11aside stuff at the ripe old age of 35. A 100% man that rarely misses a training session let alone a match day, Gilky converted Bookworm to full back after recognising his tough tackling ability. Bookworm won Clubman of the year in his 1st season, rarely moans, always back at the hotel for a quick shandy, even volunteers for the kit, this is a true gent that doesn't shirk responsibility.
 
Off the pitch, Bookworm has the lads in stitches rambling on about his latest betting deals and what stuff he buys online, just because they're cheap. Think he even tried rounding up an orienteering session for the lads, but sadly there was a lack of interest. 1 of the best lads there is for providing morale, great addition to the club.
 
TEAM MATES:
 
Best Trainer: G-Funk
Worst Trainer: Turkey
Most Intelligent: Hughsey
Least Intelligent: Dangerous
Best Dressed: Mr Perry
Worst Dressed: Me as Turkey doesn't like my shirts
Best Tweeter: Gilky even with dodgy Corrie references
Best Banter: The Wall
Worst Banter: I can't go Stocky he'll be crying so I'll go for Welly. Top bloke, top player but a few dodgy comments on Whatsapp.
Hardman: Tom
Fastest: New Dan
Slowest: Ryan
Longest In The Shower: Dangerous