PERRY
COMMENTS:
How on Earth has Glenn
managed to get into his 4th season by avoiding a profile. Absolutely
criminal. As you can see by the high calibre of clubs that Glenn has
signed for, he was playing Welsh League Standard before Cwmcarn ever
existed. A talented sportsman that also excels in the egg shaped game
too apparently, but football is his priority and has been since he
proudly earned an under 13 Welsh cap. After his Welsh League exploits,
the much travelled Glenn ran a club in London before returning to his
homeland to 'settle' down with Carla. Glenn was an instant hit with the
Cwmcarn folklore and used his experience to assist Tom in the clubs
coaching duties, where he's always eager to set some new drills for the
team. With plenty of pace, stamina, strength, good football brain and
workrate, he settled down to a centre midfield role but is equally as
comfortable in any of the attacking positions. Don't ask him to head the
ball though, nobody wants to see this nose getting busted.
Quick witted, Glenn is usually back at the hotel and dangerous to take
on in the banter. Most of us are jealous of Glenn as he lives life in
the fast lane. Nice House check. Nice car check. Own Business
Check. Wife and kids check, and he still goes out and travels must more
of the world than the rest of the squad combined. A massive signing for
on and off the pitch, no reason why he can't play comfortably into his
40s, so long as he protects that nose, whoops sorry, that's twice now.
TEAM MATES:
Best Trainer: Tom and G-Funk
Worst Trainer: Everyone of the 1 Direction Group. Damo, Penduck, Bear
Lump, New Dan and Jew
Most Intelligent: Nobody has any!
Least Intelligent: Dangerous! Classic!
Best Dressed: Me!
Worst Dressed: Steve Pontins! Ouch!
Best Tweeter: Gilky!
Worst Tweeter: Jew!
Best Banter: Got to be Gilky again!
Worst Banter: Stocky!
Best Barnet: Jordan and Nadgers flat top worst!
Hardman: Alan the jaw breaker!
Fastest: Wilson!
Slowest: The Pewtonator!
Longest In The Shower: The Jew but I think he played with it first!