Player Profile - Julian Bates

 TEAM: Cwmcarn 1st
POSITION(S): Right Wing Back, Left Wing Back, Left Wing
DATE OF BIRTH: 26-10-1995
DATE SIGNED: July 2011
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Fleur De Lys Welfare(Youth)
NICKNAME(S): The Jew, Jen

THE JEW

 SUPPORTS: Manchester United
FAVOURITE PLAYER: Daniel Welbeck

FAVOURITE CWMCARN PLAYER:: Glenn Perry

COMMENTS:

The Jew joined Cwmcarn a year earlier than he should have done (still being a school kid), but showed plenty of enthusiasm after joining in training sessions with his father G-Funk. In his 1st season, it took him a couple of months to get established before making the Right Back spot his own in the 2nd team. Quick, good engine, likes to run at people and not shy of a tackle, The Jew picked up the 2nd team Players Player Award in his 1st season, along with Most Improved. These attributes also allow The Jew to shine in other positions as he's made it no secret he'd eventually like to play further up the park. Now a regular in the 1st team and in his 1st year in the 1st team, he received yet another trophy, winning the Player Of The Year Award.
 
Off the pitch and The Jew has just joined the clubs drinking culture(could be a dangerous slippery slope this). Happy to neck his pints before going home to send several pointless tweets, The Jew has also had a good effect on the club, drafting in fellow youngsters of his own generation to join the Cwmcarn folklore. After only just celebrating his 18th birthday, hopefully many good times are ahead for The Jew both on and off the pitch, Abercarn stop trying to pinch this lad please.
 
TEAM MATES:
 
Best Trainer: Glenn
Worst Trainer: Ryan Penduck
Most Intelligent: Hughsey
Least Intelligent: Darian
Best Dressed: Hughsey
Worst Dressed: Bookworm
Best Tweeter: Gilky
Worst Tweeter: Willy
Best Banter: Bradley
Worst Banter: Stocky
Hardman: Gary
Fastest: New Dan
Slowest: Ryan Penduck
Best Barnet: Jordan
Worst Barnet: Bear Lump
Longest In The Shower: Tom