TURKEY

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This is another profile long overdue. Young Wayne was scouted by secretary Andy Penduck, where he was running rings around 10 year olds outside his house. Andy ignored the massive age gap and clearly saw something in him, where he was persuaded to sign from North Gwent outfit Pentwymawr, a club that didn't give him a chance. Due to his unique running style, he was nicknamed Turkey, as he looks like he's about to gobble up something when he does occasionally go on a rampage. A very talented player with the ball at his feet, Turkeys only obstacle was his diet commitments, as he has an unhealthy obsession with fast food joints. Due to this, he patiently waited for any opportunities that fell his way. He was even brave enough to take a run of games as stand in goalie when none of his team mates showed the bravery to stand between the sticks. It wasn't too long after this where the Turk, started getting more frequent opportunities up front, and soon earned the title of 'super sub', always a threat when coming on and capable of notching a goal. Terrific ball control, quick feet, a lovely dip of the shoulder and a low centre of gravity makes Turkey very deceptive to his opponents. Also capable of the 'impossible' having arguably scored Cwmcarns best ever goal, plus a dramatic winner straight from the centre circle earlier on in the season. Last season was Turkeys most prolific where he won the 2nd team golden boot with 13 goals.
 
Off the pitch, Turkey is a nice chap, regularly giving lifts to team mates in his new boy racing punto. We'll have to get him to stop going through the drive throughs though. Also has a claim to fame, appearing on Jeremy Kyle a couple of years back, Turkey is 1 of the favoured unique characters that is appreciated at the club. Here's to many more seasons. Feed the Turk and he will score.
 

TEAM MATES:
 
Best Trainer : Tom all day
Worst Trainer : Can u choose urself in this lol
Most Intelligent : Hughsey
Least Intelligent : New Dan he looks thick as shit lol
Best Dressed : I'll give Stocky tha
Worst Dressed : Defo Bookworm with those Butlins shirts lol
Best Tweeter : Gilky all day
Worst Tweeter : Me cos I'm never on it lol
Best Banter : Gilky again defo
Worst Banter : Pontin
Hardman : Tom Llewellyn
Fastest : New Dan
Slowest : Penduck Junior
Best Barnet : Damon
Worst Barnet : Wazza he shaves it himself surely
Longest In The Shower : G Funk